Brian in camouflage

Brian is a bitch.

Brian Disappears All Day

The other day Brian decided to disappear for the entire day. Failic.

I'm worth $10

Today Brian registered jamesisinthewayof.us

Brian Fail

So today Brian broke the glass on Will's iMac AFTER he marked it RFP, (epic failure). Then he decides to use the glass panel from a newer iMac. Guess what Brian, the IR receiver no longer works properly, (failure of epic proportions).

Will says: "Bastard Brian."

Lost part

I couldn't find a part today. I'm sure it was Brian's fault somehow. Perhaps it went to go get a pretzel dog, or a snack wrap.

Remote Wipe

So it turns out Brian has the ability to make objects disappear remotely. Today when I woke up I couldn't find my keys, then 20 minutes later they magically appeared on my bedroom floor.

It happens yet again...

Brian has a nasty habit of disappearing. I swear to God he spends four of his eight hours at work missing, vanished. I don't understand all this talk about me getting in his way, because half the time he's not here for me to have the pleasure of doing that.

In fact, right now I have no idea where Brian is. He's missing, yet again.