<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-962379936354856912</id><updated>2011-08-03T16:52:18.932-07:00</updated><category term='Vanished'/><category term='Fail'/><category term='Missing'/><category term='Phantom'/><category term='Disappears'/><category term='Remote Disappearing Execution'/><category term='Integrated Disappear Electronics'/><title type='text'>Brian Disappears</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://briandisappears.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/962379936354856912/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://briandisappears.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>James Barclay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03708393910832848353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>7</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-962379936354856912.post-7028249882689834389</id><published>2009-08-15T14:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-15T14:16:51.986-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Brian in camouflage</title><content type='html'>Brian is a bitch.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/962379936354856912-7028249882689834389?l=briandisappears.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://briandisappears.blogspot.com/feeds/7028249882689834389/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://briandisappears.blogspot.com/2009/08/brian-in-camouflage.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/962379936354856912/posts/default/7028249882689834389'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/962379936354856912/posts/default/7028249882689834389'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://briandisappears.blogspot.com/2009/08/brian-in-camouflage.html' title='Brian in camouflage'/><author><name>James Barclay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03708393910832848353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-962379936354856912.post-8591511838820378394</id><published>2009-07-24T21:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-24T21:02:02.840-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Disappears'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Phantom'/><title type='text'>Brian Disappears All Day</title><content type='html'>The other day Brian decided to disappear for the entire day. Failic.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/962379936354856912-8591511838820378394?l=briandisappears.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://briandisappears.blogspot.com/feeds/8591511838820378394/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://briandisappears.blogspot.com/2009/07/brian-disappears-all-day.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/962379936354856912/posts/default/8591511838820378394'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/962379936354856912/posts/default/8591511838820378394'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://briandisappears.blogspot.com/2009/07/brian-disappears-all-day.html' title='Brian Disappears All Day'/><author><name>James Barclay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03708393910832848353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-962379936354856912.post-6046173696315190893</id><published>2009-07-19T18:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-19T18:27:06.709-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm worth $10</title><content type='html'>Today Brian registered &lt;a href="http://jamesisinthewayof.us/"&gt;jamesisinthewayof.us&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/962379936354856912-6046173696315190893?l=briandisappears.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://briandisappears.blogspot.com/feeds/6046173696315190893/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://briandisappears.blogspot.com/2009/07/im-worth-10.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/962379936354856912/posts/default/6046173696315190893'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/962379936354856912/posts/default/6046173696315190893'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://briandisappears.blogspot.com/2009/07/im-worth-10.html' title='I&apos;m worth $10'/><author><name>James Barclay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03708393910832848353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-962379936354856912.post-933173332828964555</id><published>2009-07-19T15:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-19T15:29:22.996-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fail'/><title type='text'>Brian Fail</title><content type='html'>So today Brian broke the glass on Will's iMac AFTER he marked it RFP, (epic failure). Then he decides to use the glass panel from a newer iMac. Guess what Brian, the IR receiver no longer works properly, (failure of epic proportions).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Will says: "Bastard Brian."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/962379936354856912-933173332828964555?l=briandisappears.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://briandisappears.blogspot.com/feeds/933173332828964555/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://briandisappears.blogspot.com/2009/07/brian-fail.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/962379936354856912/posts/default/933173332828964555'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/962379936354856912/posts/default/933173332828964555'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://briandisappears.blogspot.com/2009/07/brian-fail.html' title='Brian Fail'/><author><name>James Barclay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03708393910832848353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-962379936354856912.post-7629171009366476486</id><published>2009-07-18T12:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-18T12:24:36.176-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Integrated Disappear Electronics'/><title type='text'>Lost part</title><content type='html'>I couldn't find a part today. I'm sure it was Brian's fault somehow. Perhaps it went to go get a pretzel dog, or a snack wrap.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/962379936354856912-7629171009366476486?l=briandisappears.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://briandisappears.blogspot.com/feeds/7629171009366476486/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://briandisappears.blogspot.com/2009/07/lost-part.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/962379936354856912/posts/default/7629171009366476486'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/962379936354856912/posts/default/7629171009366476486'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://briandisappears.blogspot.com/2009/07/lost-part.html' title='Lost part'/><author><name>James Barclay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03708393910832848353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-962379936354856912.post-4143262389047862987</id><published>2009-07-18T06:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-18T06:29:58.799-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Remote Disappearing Execution'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Phantom'/><title type='text'>Remote Wipe</title><content type='html'>So it turns out Brian has the ability to make objects disappear remotely. Today when I woke up I couldn't find my keys, then 20 minutes later they magically appeared on my bedroom floor.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/962379936354856912-4143262389047862987?l=briandisappears.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://briandisappears.blogspot.com/feeds/4143262389047862987/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://briandisappears.blogspot.com/2009/07/remote-wipe.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/962379936354856912/posts/default/4143262389047862987'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/962379936354856912/posts/default/4143262389047862987'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://briandisappears.blogspot.com/2009/07/remote-wipe.html' title='Remote Wipe'/><author><name>James Barclay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03708393910832848353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-962379936354856912.post-99618392833145211</id><published>2009-07-17T13:18:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-17T13:23:22.565-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fail'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Missing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vanished'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Phantom'/><title type='text'>It happens yet again...</title><content type='html'>Brian has a nasty habit of disappearing. I swear to God he spends four of his eight hours at work missing, vanished. I don't understand all this talk about &lt;a href="http://jamesisintheway.blogspot.com/"&gt;me getting in his way&lt;/a&gt;, because half the time he's not here for me to have the pleasure of doing that.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;In fact, right now I have no idea where Brian is. He's missing, yet again.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/962379936354856912-99618392833145211?l=briandisappears.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://briandisappears.blogspot.com/feeds/99618392833145211/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://briandisappears.blogspot.com/2009/07/it-happens-yet-again.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/962379936354856912/posts/default/99618392833145211'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/962379936354856912/posts/default/99618392833145211'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://briandisappears.blogspot.com/2009/07/it-happens-yet-again.html' title='It happens yet again...'/><author><name>James Barclay</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03708393910832848353</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
